Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Happy 52nd Anniversary Mom & Dad!!
Fifty two years is a long time! I'm so blessed to have such great parents. There have been some tough times over the years, but God has kept them together. It is such a blessing to have my parents living close by and part of our lives. My kids are blessed to know their grandparents. Thank you Lord for a Christian Heritage. It is such an incredible blessing in my life. We love you mom and dad!
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Recall Notice
A friend sent this to me. I'm not sure who wrote it originally.
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RECALL NOTICE
The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and
central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction of the
original prototype units, code named Adam and
Eve. resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent
units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal
Non-morality", or more commonly known as S.I.N. as it is primarily
expressed.
Some of the symptoms include:
1 Loss of direction
2 Foul vocal emmissions
3 Amnesia of origin
4 Lack of Peace and Joy
5 Selfish or violent behavior
6 Depression or confusion in the mental component.
7 Fearfulness
8 Idolatry
9 Rebellion
The Manufacturer is providing factory authorized repair and service free
of charge to correct this defect. The Repair Technician, JESUS, has
most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost
of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once
connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE
procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus,
into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect
is, Jesus will replace it with:
1 Love 2 Joy 3 Peace 4 Patience 5 Kindness 6 Goodness 7
Faithfulness 8 Gentleness 9 Self Control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believer's Instructions
Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction
voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and
problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being
permanently impounded . For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will
have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be
permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that
facility. Thank you for your attention!
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important
'recall notice'. You may contact the Father any time by "knee mail".
=========
RECALL NOTICE
The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and
central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction of the
original prototype units, code named Adam and
Eve. resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent
units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal
Non-morality", or more commonly known as S.I.N. as it is primarily
expressed.
Some of the symptoms include:
1 Loss of direction
2 Foul vocal emmissions
3 Amnesia of origin
4 Lack of Peace and Joy
5 Selfish or violent behavior
6 Depression or confusion in the mental component.
7 Fearfulness
8 Idolatry
9 Rebellion
The Manufacturer is providing factory authorized repair and service free
of charge to correct this defect. The Repair Technician, JESUS, has
most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost
of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once
connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE
procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus,
into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect
is, Jesus will replace it with:
1 Love 2 Joy 3 Peace 4 Patience 5 Kindness 6 Goodness 7
Faithfulness 8 Gentleness 9 Self Control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believer's Instructions
Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction
voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and
problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being
permanently impounded . For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will
have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be
permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that
facility. Thank you for your attention!
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important
'recall notice'. You may contact the Father any time by "knee mail".
Monday, November 16, 2009
Perfectionism and blogging...
I think this entire year has passed so fast, I am still spinning. I thought I would blog a little, but it took me 6 times to remember my username and password! I really need to blog more often! I think I got swept up in the easiness of Facebook, a sentence here and there and I'm done. Whenever I blog, I want to have a nice picture and a paragraph or two explaining the picture. Since I haven't had time to do that, my poor blog sits here abandoned. That is really a bad habit of mine. I tend to be such a perfectionist. If I can't make something like the way I see it in my head, I don't really want to start, and then never really get it done. I'm trying to take baby steps and let things happen even if they are not as perfect as I imagine they should be. I see the problem in my blogging, but I also see it in my home. In my minds eye I see my home just so, when it doesn't make the cut, I'm left discouraged. So here is a step in the right direction - a blog entry with no pictures or event to correspond with it. Now will I have the guts to actually post it to my blog? ;-)
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