Recall Notice

A friend sent this to me. I'm not sure who wrote it originally.
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RECALL NOTICE



The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured,

regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and

central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction of the

original prototype units, code named Adam and

Eve. resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent

units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal

Non-morality", or more commonly known as S.I.N. as it is primarily

expressed.



Some of the symptoms include:



1 Loss of direction



2 Foul vocal emmissions



3 Amnesia of origin



4 Lack of Peace and Joy



5 Selfish or violent behavior



6 Depression or confusion in the mental component.



7 Fearfulness



8 Idolatry



9 Rebellion



The Manufacturer is providing factory authorized repair and service free

of charge to correct this defect. The Repair Technician, JESUS, has

most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost

of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.



The number to call for repair in all areas is P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once

connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE

procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus,

into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect

is, Jesus will replace it with:



1 Love 2 Joy 3 Peace 4 Patience 5 Kindness 6 Goodness 7

Faithfulness 8 Gentleness 9 Self Control



Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believer's Instructions

Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.



WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction

voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and

problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being

permanently impounded . For free emergency service, call on Jesus.



DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will

have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be

permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that

facility. Thank you for your attention!



P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important

'recall notice'. You may contact the Father any time by "knee mail".